(Source: betweenlegs, via chronic-princess-deactivated201)
(via iliveforbieber14)
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*hears noises at night*:
well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
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*gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
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*heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
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*a cop walks by*:
here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
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*taking a test*:
don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
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*gets a sunburn*:
great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
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*tripping over something*:
I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
(via whats-thetea)
(Source: looksdelicious, via outshinethestarz)
Omg this
if someone could hear what goes on in my head right before i tumble they’d think i was insane..
(Source: just-cheerthings, via whats-thetea)
I'm Kristina. I'm vulnerable and easily annoyed. But I will love you unconditionally from the second you make me smile.
